A: I am making a faux call. B: You mean you called him and you hung up.
A: I decided not turning 36. B: why? A: Since I want to be 35. C: OK, let's celebrate A's thirty-faux year old birthday.
just for the record
Let's get things straight; also, let me make myself clear. For example, Just for the record, we never endorsed this idea, or Just for the record, I didn't vote for him.
